Yesterday, one of my coworkers had a great idea to help solve my fit issues and solve the mystery of what size I am: call a tailor! So, I called Alterations by Nora, explained my dilemma, and she says, “no problem, just come in and I’ll do it!” I ask how much, she says no charge, I say come on, you’ve gotta charge me something! She says, ‘it takes two seconds’ and I should come by anytime next week! I’m always so incredulous when someone does something nice for me.
Tonight I’m just laying low at home on the couch, doing some snoop shopping. My cousin and her friend are visiting later this month and asked me to take them to Miami. I’ve never been there, and it’s as good a time as any, so I say sure. The catch? They want to go to Dash, some store run by the Kardashian bimbos. How very sad. I make her a deal: I begrudgingly take them to the bimbo store if we can visit a fabric store or 2. We have a deal. So, I hear Miami is a stylish place, so I need to make my frumpy ass look cute. Hence the snoop shopping, so I can find out what’s fashionable right now. Wouldn’t ya know that my favorite item so far is a t-shirt dress….