Wow, I was so excited when I got the email that McCall’s has new patterns out. Then I actually saw them. I only found 2 that I like. I’ll soften the blow by showing you those:
Now, for the uggos. I have to start with the proof that the 80s revival has run its course:
My God! Look at those heinous fucking pants! I remember wearing a pink pair in middle school, circa 1989. I’m sure there’s someone out there who wants to look like they have a tummy and thunder thighs. Well, here are the pants that’ll do it.
Are you kidding me? Remember the color blocked windbreakers? Yep, right around the time Vanilla Ice was the shit. Well, he ain’t shit now and neither is this piece of crap jacket.
Rounding out the group are some old patterns being passed out as new, more dog coats, pajamas, and lots of cheesy Xmas decorations for Grandma. Joy!