I was delighted to find an email in my inbox announcing the newest McCall’s patterns! Even if they suck, it’s still fun to blog about them! Let’s get started!
This is cute, but I think I burned out on the peasant skirt trend 5 years ago
I like how view A looks like it has a corset:
Belted= cute….. not belted= oversized 3 year old
I can’t see well enough to determine if this is cute or just a Monet
This one comes with a matching dinner napkin!
In case you didn’t already feel fat, here’s a muumuu.
McHammer, on Behind the Music…
Do I like this short sleeve jacket, or have I been seduced by the cute fabric?
Dear 31 year old Nikki: Remember when I was thin enough to wear stuff like this? Haha, sucker! Love, 17 year old Nikki
No, asshat, I’m NOT pregnant! I just need a stylist!
Why do I like this so? I can’t figure it out
If you can’t eat it, make elaborate fabric versions of them
OK, time to be serious. This past weekend, my daughter Sofia tells me she wants a garden themed bedroom. I immediately begin thinking of ideas. Imagine me cheering when I saw this pattern:
They’ll never mistake you for a boy again, Kaitlin!